the awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you
instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”
you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan
*Nii-san. Oni-chan is for sisters.
sounds like someone doesn’t watch enough shitty moe anime with uncomfortable incest elements
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby
Y’all are slept on so much but idk why
That lumberjack build does things to me
I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”
I’m nearly a 20 year old man
I gave in
her name is stephanie
I will never get tired of this picture