Dazed and Confused

fourteenacross:

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

Classy. Of course.

You’re p. cute, sir.

nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

vvankinq:

I scrolled to the bottom for an explanation but I’m still confused

staff:

supersmashthestatebros:

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hmmmm yeah, tumblr would celebrate Aviation Day, marking barely over a century of human flight when birds had been flying for millions of years before the Wright brothers. never forget.

Tumblr hereby recognizes the accomplishments of birds. 

bigbuttsdontlietous:

cautioncat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

these cats are so fucking confused.

Get rekt

madeleineishere:

quick lil comic

hesmuchmoreimportant:

Textpost Edits: Tenth Doctor edition

superwholokid:

doctadonner:

queercorn:

seppin:

Idea: “heterobaiting” where at first you think it’s a show about heteros but then suddenly everyone was secretly gay the whole time 

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EVERY

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MEMBER

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OF

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TORCHWOOD

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Welcome to Torchwood, leave your heterosexuality at the door and come in

expectopatrowhat:

iamthekingofsassgard:

bucketchallenge:

Robert Pattinson

i caNT BREATHE

OH MY GOD

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

369,067 plays

comfortableandkind:

kickitoldskool:

from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf,” please enjoy a new song entitled “Christian Bale is at Your Party”

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OH MY GOD NO STOP EVERYTHIGN STOP AND LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT S T O P THE W O R L D

shylilfangirl:

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

this is my favorite so far

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS