Dazed and Confused

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED

ironiccasey413:

komaedahinatas:

krazieleylines:

autumn-ghostbutts:

ask-candlelight:

funbag-napkin:

Nepeta and Equius start an auto shop.

This won’t end badly at all.

There should definitely be some fanart for this.

Gamzee is their #1 customer because he keeps breaking the ac in his car

first of all how dare you

Oh my god

ironiccasey413:

komaedahinatas:

krazieleylines:

autumn-ghostbutts:

ask-candlelight:

funbag-napkin:

Nepeta and Equius start an auto shop.

This won’t end badly at all.

There should definitely be some fanart for this.

Gamzee is their #1 customer because he keeps breaking the ac in his car

first of all how dare you

Oh my god

enkoodabaoo4:

just made some cutoff jeans? Repurpose the excess material and make some quirky denim leg warmers perfect for summer

enkoodabaoo4:

just made some cutoff jeans? Repurpose the excess material and make some quirky denim leg warmers perfect for summer

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

chemicaldefectandhumanerror:

ryanishka:

I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me

Ill be honest… looks pretty great 

chemicaldefectandhumanerror:

ryanishka:

I was looking through pictures on my phone and………..summer 2012 was a bad time for me

Ill be honest… looks pretty great 

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason